{"product_id":"garden-therapy™-funny-double-sided-garden-banner-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-outdoor-flag","title":"Garden Therapy™ Funny Double-Sided Garden Banner | “Punching People Is Frowned Upon” Outdoor Flag","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003eBring laughter, color, and a little personality to your garden with the Garden Therapy™ outdoor banner — a playful statement piece made for plant lovers with a sense of humor. Featuring a vibrant illustrated garden scene filled with blooming flowers, potted tomatoes, quirky signs, a sunglasses-wearing frog, and a cheeky garden gnome, this banner boldly reads:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e“I’m out in the garden because punching people is frowned upon (and also not great for tomatoes).”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003ePrinted in rich, high-resolution color on lightweight poly poplin-canvas fabric, this cheerful garden flag instantly brightens porches, flower beds, patios, planter boxes, and outdoor gathering spaces. The design is printed on both sides so the message stays visible from every angle, making it the perfect conversation starter for neighbors, guests, and fellow plant lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003eWhether you're watering flowers, avoiding drama, or simply treating your garden like therapy, this banner adds humor and charm to every outdoor moment. The stitched top sleeve slides easily onto most standard garden flagpoles or stands for effortless display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003ePerfect for gardeners, plant moms, plant dads, hobby farmers, backyard decorators, and anyone whose happy place involves dirt, flowers, and peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant high-resolution double-sided print\u003cbr\u003e• Bold, fade-resistant colors for outdoor display\u003cbr\u003e• Sleeve at top fits standard garden flagpoles or stands (pole not included)\u003cbr\u003e• Available in two sizes for small or large displays\u003cbr\u003e• Black inside lining for a polished finish\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for porches, patios, gardens, flower beds \u0026amp; walkways\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\" style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 12\" × 18\"\u003cbr\u003e• 24.5\" × 32\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"-webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Spot clean with a soft damp cloth\u003cbr\u003e• Air dry recommended\u003cbr\u003e• Store indoors during extreme weather for longer-lasting color\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12'' × 18''","offer_id":52258690269458,"sku":"25535117229461853927","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0910\/5044\/3026\/files\/1641507892046980529_2048.jpg?v=1778461448","url":"https:\/\/divinesanity.co\/products\/garden-therapy%e2%84%a2-funny-double-sided-garden-banner-punching-people-is-frowned-upon-outdoor-flag","provider":"Divine Sanity ™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}